For breakfast (last 10:20am) I'm having 2 pieces of white pudding, 3 slices of bacon (with the fat), and 2 sausages.

It's kind of the only thing I could find but it is pure PALEO.

I am also having a coffee with a 45g bar of 70% chocolate.

I feel like this is absolutely insane. I've just eaten a breakfast that I would normally only eat when I was crazy hung-over. It's scary to say the least.

Removing the guilt - yeah, it was tasty and I'm well happy and full. The sausages were a bit fatty but hey...

I'm getting the same pains in my stomach that I got yesterday. Like cramps etc.